Wednesday, November 9, 2011

arghhhhhhhh!!

bila problem dtg mencurah2 :(
xda pa dpt dpolah.pada tuhan tmpat bserah :(

Friday, June 17, 2011

17.06.11 Off to sibu!


wowowowowo
mcm tajuk kat atas ya
esok iman g sibu..
ohhhhh
selamat tinggal rakan2 di bintulu
(sori ah xpat spend masa lamak2 ngan torang)
papa pun..ta ttp kwn kan?hahaha
selamat nyambung blajar..blajar rajin2 oh
eh..knk la g sibu
u..umm
mok lawat nenek..then g ladang nanas :)
hehehe..best2!
lamak dah x pulang kpg..
beberapa trip sblom tok..mala jak x jadi..(fml lain jd..tp saya
yang x ekot..bz keja..huahua)
so..selepas berbulan2 stucked kat btu
esok g keluar btu..
haha
x jaoh..2 1/2 jam jak
hahaha!
eh..barang lom packing ehh
*esok jak la..ngantok da mata tok
huaaaa~
nite all :)


Thursday, June 9, 2011

counter-strike? :)


x pande lejuk ka?
hahahaha~
tok iman mok cita
tok la game yang iman "sangat2" suka!
start main dari darjah 5 (2002)
sampei la nektok(9 tahun dah!)
apa yang best nya game tok?
gambarnya realistik..
pat rasa dirik kita 'dalam' game ya
syok eh!!
p men sorang2 x best
ngan geng2 la best glak
tem ya la pat mengeratkan hubungan kita lam bkawan
sama2 hepi
sama2 tensyen(mun kalah la) hahaha
mok men pei tua..hahaha :P

I MISS YOU :(

Never feared for anything
Never shamed but never free
A life to heal the broken heart with all that it could
Lived a life so endlessly
Saw beyond what others see
I tried to heal your broken heart with all that I could

Will you stay?
Will you stay away forever?

How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
Place and time always on my mind
I have so much to say but you’re so far away

Plans of what our futures hold
Foolish lies of growing old
It seems we’re so invincible
The truth is so cold

A final song, a last request
A perfect chapter laid to rest
Now and then I try to find a place in my mind

Where you can stay
You can stay away forever

How do I live without the ones I love?
Time still turns the pages of the book it's burned
Place and time always on my mind
I have so much to say but you’re so far away

JB? JASBIR? AHAHAHA!

Happy "20th" Birthday
Jastin Bubir yang menetap di Amerika pulang
ke kampung halamannya di Malaysia kerana
mendapat berita yang neneknya mahu mewasiatkan
dan mewarisi sesuatu kepada beliau.Jastin Bubir
gembira mendengar berita tersebut dan akhirnya
sampai juga ke kampung walaupun sesat.

Nenek Gaga: "Cucuku Jastin Bubir, nenek sudah
tak larat lagi nak berfesyen pelik-pelik lagi. Nenek
nak berkebun pun dah tak larat ni, lenguh tangan.
Baik nenek tengok AF 9 je sekarang. Jadi sebelum
apa-apa jadi kat nenek, kamu usahakan la kebun
tu ye cu"

Jastin Bubir: "Nenek, jangan cakap begitu..Mana
ada orang gila fesyen dari nek..tapi..(berbisik sendiri)
bagus gak.

Nenek Gaga: "Takpe cu, nanti di kebun tu segala
benda tolong jaga baik-baik ye. Banyak benda nenek
bela kat situ. lembu, kambing, ayam dan banyak lagi
la cu. Dari sini la nek buat baju daging aritu, kesian
lembu nenek tu. Beruno Mas namanya."

Jastin Bubir: "Baiklah nek, jangan bimbang nanti JasBir
(Gabungan Jastin dan Bubir) tolong usahakan. dah ada
plan nak buat pe dah ni..Kat mana kebun nyer nek,
tak sabar nak jadi petani yang rajin. (tiru gaya Oh Yeah,
tangan di dada, mata pandang ke atas).

Nenek Gaga: "Bagus cucu nenek ni, sayang lebih2 ni.
(sibuk nak tiru gaya Oh Yeah gak). Nah amek ni"

Jastin Bubir: "Apa ni nek?"

Nenek Gaga: "Kamu balik nanti bukak la FACEBOOK ye,
jaga FARMVILLE nenek tu. tu email dengan password
nyer la cu. jangan lupa siram hari-hari ea"

Jastin Bubir: "Err nenek ni!, malas la nak nyanyi live
kat Malaysia nanti. merajuk huh! "

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

sweet:)



Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like m

e?

Boy: Not really

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No way

Girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and th

e boy runs after her and says…

The reason you never cross my mind is because
you’re always on my mind.
The reason why I don’t like you is because
I love you.
The reason I don’t wan
t you is because
I need you.
The reason I wouldn’t cry if you left is because
I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn’t live for you is because
I would die for you.
The reason why I’m not willing to do anything for you is because
I would do everything
for you.
The reason I chose my life is because
you ARE my life.

:)

IMAN dan Burung Hantu (realitinya..iman pun "burung hantu" juak nektok :)


Sepanjang minggu ni Iman mengalami masalah yang sama
dihadapi oleh Burung Hantu tu. susah nak tidur malam.
Walaupun jam dah pukul 3 pagi tapi
mata masih segar besar macam Burung Hantu itu.
Burung hantu mencari makanannya di waktu malam,
Iman pula konon-konon mencari ilmu sebab nak exam nanti.
Kalau Burung Hantu ditemani cahaya bulan yang terang,
Iman pula ditemani
secawan nescafe/milo dan roti sebagai alas perut,
sekali sekala mee goreng
tapau dari Sunflower:). Kadang-kadang waktu malam Burung Hantu
berbunyi 'woo~', Iman pula kadang-kadang juga terbunyi
'Krook' iaitu ketika tertidur
dan berdengkur semasa belajar. Orang cakap kepala Burung Hantu
boleh pusing 360 darjah,
Iman pula hanya boleh gulingkan badan
360 darjah atas katil.
Burung Hantu kalau bosan selalu makan tikus, dia boleh makan
ular atau katak.
Iman pula kalau bosan belajar atau mata makin mengantuk,
Iman boleh main game kejap; selalu Counter-strike ataupun
need for speed.
Sekarang ni, Burung Hantu seperti kawan istimewa Iman :)
Burung Hantu

Kenapa bukan Iman = Batman

Batman pun tak tidur malam kan? :P

What makes Iman Happy :)

  • enough food
  • enough sleep
  • crazy and easygoing friends
  • good family relationship
  • loving girlfriend(s) < with no 's' aa..only one :)
  • minimum RM10.00 in wallet (cukup lah ya)
  • drawing cartoons
  • play with my younger brother ( i miss Aidi a lot!)
  • no shortage of cigarette (sorry aa non smoker)
but.

the most important thing that makes me happy is


I CHOSE ISLAM AS MY RELIGION AND WAY OF LIFE

Alhamdulillahirabbil a'lamin :)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

penantian berbaloi juga! =)

YIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
as expected..
setelah 5 hari keluar masuk bank
setelah berliter2 minyak dibeli untuk kuang kuit
setelah meredah hujan dan terik mentari
akhirnya..
akhirnya..
Akhirnyaa!!!!!!!!!

Gaji Iman MASOK!!

wuhuuuuu!! hepi x tkata ehh =)))))
can buy that
can buy this
no more starving for food
no more "xcukup kredit"
hahahaha..nanngg bessttt idup tokk!!!! :):):):)

Kol brapa jam nektok? :)

Seorang budak punk mengajak kawannya datang ke rumah barunya. Dengan bangga dia menunjukkan ruang-ruang bilik dan hiasan rumahnya itu. Mereka berhenti di sebuah gong tembaga yang besar dan kelihatan menarik dan antik.

Kawannya bertanya, "apa benda ni? Kau budak punk pun boleh minat dengan dikir barat ke?"

"Menarik kan?" Jawab budak punk itu. "Ini bukan alat muzik lah bro. Ini jam bercakap."

"Jam bercakap?! Fuyohh! Bro, macam mana ia beroperasi? Sekarang pukul berapa, cuba kau demo sikit."

"Demo? Kau serius? Ok, tengok ni," kata budak punk itu lalu mengangkat gendang besi yg kelihatan berat sambil menghayun kuat menghentam ke tengah-tengah gong itu yg terus mengeluarkan bunyi yang kuat bagaikan boleh memecahkan gegendang telinga.

Tiba-tiba terdengar jeritan di sebalik tembok rumah sebelah, "Hoi!!! Kau dah tebiat nak mampus ke apa hah?!!! Dah pukul 2 pagi lah biul. Tak tahu nak tidur ke?!! Sewel punya budak!"

"Ah! Dah pukul 2 pagi daaah," jelas budak punk itu.
Kawan dia cuma garuk kepala masih blur dan terkedu lagi nak cakap apa-apa.

Mana Janji Manismu????!!!

ARGGHHH!! *marah la tek..haha..xdala..
rasa kurang senang jak..
yala..
tok nak madah cita tok tek..
for the past 4 months..Iman keja rah Pizza hut Bintulu as a rider(muka2 nak salu order delivery ngan dine-in ya..tauklah saya tok sapa)
kerja sia la..dari melungak jak pan tb ngan ngerayo rah pasar..jadi iman kerja la..carik duit..dari cuti yang xda hasel.haha!
*oi..boh lari topik..
aaa..so..setiap 3 hari bulan..untuk setiap bulan..gaji la..
TAPI!!
Gaji untuk bulan Mei 2011 tok..nang langsung lom di Bank-in oleh cdak management..
yala nyuroh ati tok manas jak..
nang kecewa bha bila dtg Maybank..mok withdraw duit..maseh balance nak lamak *fyi my last balance is RM 11.65..(nang selagi ada duit pat di withdraw..semua tarit..haha..xda saving :P
Then..dah lmk2 kiu rah bank ya..Nang expect dah pa pdh bank officer yea


>>>>>>>>>> Sorry,No outstanding balance <<<<<<<<<<<<


kecewa kecewa kecewa!!
ari tok dah berapa ribulan..7 june dah.T.T
da la nang pokai lu jak nktk..
Help me!
*dah berenti keja..xtahan..tension :(

Monday, June 6, 2011

Sarawak Maritime Academy 2nd Batch

About me (mind my 'harsh' lingua :)

the name is MORUZA...a combination of my name..MOhd.RUZAiman..a simple guy...complicated when it comes to certain matters...im just a living breathing human being...i am no one,i got someone...nothing is impressive,interesting,extraordinary,or what the fuck it is about me...i work alone,and spend most of the time alone...because i wanted to...i prefer to be this way...i prefer to keep myself away from PEOPLE...this happens for reasons...i had enough...but dont think the hard way..mixing with the right crowd makes me feel good..i'm talking bout the descent one..most(perhaps) of the people that i met before,they treated me like shit...so i hope u wont get offended while reading this...because it has nothing to do with you...unless if u are WHATSOEVER or WHAT THE FUCK IT IS...figure it out yourself...im livin in my own world...that could only fit my soul and other souls that has the same chemistry and flow as mine...im binded with constant schedule that i would continuously go on with it like forever...if i could just be this way till the day i die...the scars of the past is the main reason that led me to this path...the scars that could never be healed...im not WHATSOEVER or WHAT THE FUCK IT IS...im a multi influential...im a multi racial mixed breed...mind da colour and race...we are all the same...the same species...but still im a racist...but not towards races,but towards mind sets...i totally avoid myself from typical sets of mind...and for that,i found myself left behind and away from people...but it doesnt matter...becoz i think im better off this way...these things are the hardest thing to find these days...im totally sure u guys totally aware of that...lollll...yes i look a poser...haha...thanks!

Sunday, June 5, 2011

hello world!

Iman dah da blog! yea!

*suk la tek..haha :)

plukan byk masa mok sesuaikan dirik ngan blog tok..yala..kita kan budak baru belajar :)

aiseh..iman mok bha ngkah lagu lam blog tok..p iman x pandei..boleh tunjuk ajar? =)